Sometimes you just don't realize what you are talking about. You know... when you talk nonsense. Usually it happens when answering question without thinking. I like to call it a 'slip of the tongue'. Did it ever occur to you? I have, and I'm sure everybody have as well. Here's a series of events that really happen to a friend of a friend of mine.
At a coffee shop
Waiter: Do you like tea or coffee?
Customer: I like it in a cup.
and more stories...
Waiter: Do you like black or white coffee, sir?
Customer: I like a white coffee but with milk please.
At a bank
A friend walks into a bank to draw some cash from the cashier. The conversation went well until the end...
Cashier: How would you like you money, sir?
Customer: I like it very much.
I find it really funny. So, the moral of the story is drink Pepsi and use ATM machine. Instant and no fuss.
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