There is always first time for everything...

Hey you know my son, he a... he craps his pants yesterday, and he's 4 i know, a... my wife is out shopping so i should clean it up. She got home and i told her what happen; she says i can't believe it and i said, honey i can't believe it either, the kid is 4 years old, he should'nt be doing that shit anymore. Funny aint it. You know what she says to me? She says, Jack no... not that, i can't believe you finally change her diaper.

Jack Lengyel, We Are Marshall, 2006